Spad31
Previously, on Battlestar Galactica...
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Okay, time for some middle of the night silliness, just because...
It's now about 0430 on Sunday morning, I'm at work, my son is back at home watching a Star Wars marathon, and my wife is sending me email every time one of the "so to speak" lines gets spoken. I wish I were home to laugh it up with them. Hope everyone is having a fantastic weekend!
-T
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
7. "You're got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
9. "Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?" (my personal favorite…)
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"
11. “Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!”
12. "Feeeel the force around you"
13. "What an amazing smell you've discovered"
14. "Get behind me, get behind me!"
15. "Governor Tarkin, I would have expected you to be holding Vader’s leash......"
16. "Into the garbage shoot, fly boy."
17. “Commence operation, you may fire when ready.”
18. “You’re all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!*
19. “Are you sure you can handle one of those things?”
20. Just a little higher! Just a little higher!
21. I have felt him, my master
22. I'm gonna get closer to one of the big ones
23. "I never knew I had it in me"
24. "Hey, point that thing someplace else"
25. "It didn't go in, just impacted on the surface."
26. "It came from behind!"
Han: Get on top of it!
Leia: I'm trying!
And for extra fun, change some dialog out of the movies and add the word "pants"...
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
Good times.
It's now about 0430 on Sunday morning, I'm at work, my son is back at home watching a Star Wars marathon, and my wife is sending me email every time one of the "so to speak" lines gets spoken. I wish I were home to laugh it up with them. Hope everyone is having a fantastic weekend!
-T
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
7. "You're got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
9. "Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?" (my personal favorite…)
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"
11. “Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!”
12. "Feeeel the force around you"
13. "What an amazing smell you've discovered"
14. "Get behind me, get behind me!"
15. "Governor Tarkin, I would have expected you to be holding Vader’s leash......"
16. "Into the garbage shoot, fly boy."
17. “Commence operation, you may fire when ready.”
18. “You’re all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!*
19. “Are you sure you can handle one of those things?”
20. Just a little higher! Just a little higher!
21. I have felt him, my master
22. I'm gonna get closer to one of the big ones
23. "I never knew I had it in me"
24. "Hey, point that thing someplace else"
25. "It didn't go in, just impacted on the surface."
26. "It came from behind!"
Han: Get on top of it!
Leia: I'm trying!
And for extra fun, change some dialog out of the movies and add the word "pants"...
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
Good times.
