Fantasy Football for Cigars

Allofus123

Allofus123

Here ducky, ducky, ducky!
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FF league that has been playing for a few years has two openings for managers. The league will have a total of 12 teams and will have a live draft approx around the first of Sept. 6 teams will make the playoffs and payout will be....well, I don't think we've voted on how many places to pay yet. Last year we had 16 teams and payed the top 5 places. Entry is $75 and the pay out will be cigars reported to be from an island south of Miami. ;)

Anyone interested please PM me for the particulars and I'll get you pointed in the right direction. Come try your hand at beating a couple of FOG's. LOL!
 
If interested in playing in the Cigar Pass league, you can check out the Fantasy Football thread in this forum. 1 team is still needed. Buy-in for the Cigar Pass League is only $40. Draft day is Sept 2.
 
We need 2 teams damn it. A $40 and a $75. One here one there. Put up now or be forever cast out of favor. Do it.

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OK, I wasn't going to join another league but...... :rolleyes:

I'll be your 12th team in the $40 league. Now lets get us one more manager for the $75 league.

Don't make me start bribing! :sign:
 
come on fellas......

There has to be at least one of you out there that thinks Fantasy Football is worth more than $40
 
SOB's are going to make me bribe them. :rolleyes: :D

OK, I understand we need one more player in our $75 league. Whoever takes this spot I will send them their choice of an Opus 666 (unreleased) or a Davidoff 4000 (late 80's) their choice IF they place higher than me in the league.

Bring it..... :thumbs:
 
I'd love to join (especially with such a great prize offered) but the wife has threatened to de-nut me if I join another league. She's already pissed that I'm in two.

But I love her... :love:
 
Sounds like you're nutless no matter which way you go. roflmao! :laugh: :sign: (you asked for that one :) )

You got to treat these things like cigars...... what she don't know....

Just to clarify, what I offered above is not a prize but a bribe and is only payable if the individual places higher than I at the end of the league. This has nothing to do with what the league pay outs will be. Because time is growing short I'm only going to leave this offer on the table until 5pm today.

Also, someone had PM'd me about the Davidoff..... LOL.... no, you can't buy these at your local smoke shop. ;)
 
Allofus123 said:
Also, someone had PM'd me about the Davidoff..... LOL.... no, you can't buy these at your local smoke shop. ;)
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What? Then you have FAKES, ya damn fake pusher! :angry2:
 
Yep, thats me..... the "Fake Pusher" :thumbs: (why did the tune of "The Pusherman" just pop into my head?)

Thats 5pm Central time..... 6 1/2 hours and counting.
 
LOL :D

"Ain't I clean, bad machine
Super cool, super mean
Dealin' good, for The Man.
Superfly, here I stand.
Secret stash, heavy bread,
Baddest b*tches in the bed,
I'm your pusherman"
 
LOL..... think we hit a generation gap Beefy....though I did mis quote the title.

"The Pusher"
Steppenwolf

You know I smoked a lot of grass
Oh lord I pumped a lot of pills
But I never touched nothin
that my spirit could kill
You know I've seen a lot of people
walking around with tombstone in
their eyes
But the pusher don't care, ah
if you live or if you die
God damn hhm the pusher
god damn he hei I say the pusher
I say god damn god damn the
pusherman

You know the dealer,the dealer is
a man
with a lot of grass in his hand
Ah but the pusher is a monster
good god he's not a natural man
The dealer,for a nickel lord
he'll sell you lots of sweet
dreams
Ah but the pusher'llruin your body
lord he'll leave... he'll leave
your mind to scream
god damn ahh the pusher.
god damn,god damn the pusher.
I said god damn god god
damn the
pusherman

Well lord if I were the president
of this land you know I'd declare
total war on the pusherman
I'd cut him if he stands and
I shoot him if he'd run and
I'd kill him with my bible
with my razor and my gun
god damn all the pusher.
god damn... all the pusher.
I said god damn god damn the
pusherman!
 
bfreebern said:
Beefy? LMAO :laugh:
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Well you have all those letters in your handle except the y.... WTF you want from an old fart like me? :)

3 hours and counting! Damn, I thought an unreleased Opus or an old chitty Davidoff would be enough to sway at least one person. :0
 
bfreebern said:
LOL :D

"Ain't I clean, bad machine
Super cool, super mean
Dealin' good, for The Man.
Superfly, here I stand.
Secret stash, heavy bread,
Baddest b*tches in the bed,
I'm your pusherman"
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Man, that song has one of the best bass lines of all time. :thumbs:
 
bfreebern said:
When is the deadline to have the money in?
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I'm not sure...soon! I haven't sent mine yet but will prob do it this week end. I understand we can use Paypal but will have to have Fast4dr (the commish) give you the lowdown on that.

Tell me your in.... I want to win back my Baseball cigars....LOL!
 
Allofus123 said:
bfreebern said:
When is the deadline to have the money in?
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I'm not sure...soon! I haven't sent mine yet but will prob do it this week end. I understand we can use Paypal but will have to have Fast4dr (the commish) give you the lowdown on that.

Tell me your in.... I want to win back my Baseball cigars....LOL!
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Fine, I'll play. I'll give you a chance to win your cigars back :sign:
 
PM will follow. Thank you sir.....

Hey isn't it 5pm somewhere? ??? lol
 
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