Finally a dang day off! !

Beefcube

beeficus cubeicus
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owings mills MD
Well the days of community pools are over ,all close after Labor Day.
GOOD THINGS
no more service calls at 8am when the pool opens at 11 :angry:
no more lifeguarding at the last minute on weekends while somebody has a hangover or date ???
no more calls about strange objects on pool bottoms, :lookup:
no more "were itchy! what's the chemical level?"
no more "my eyes are burning"
no more really old leather skinned ladies asking "are you single?" yuck

BAD THINGS
no more city rooftop pools with itty bitty bikinied college girls splashing around giggling :)
no more middle aged women hanging around for attention while their hubbie is away at work (i'll really miss this one) :(
no more "does this water feel cold to you?" :D (o)(o) :D
no more days of just laying in the pool with a good cigar after you close up
no more tops that just pop off for no reason :0
no more naps in the sun sun sun


Now I get some free time to pester you all here until the 75-80 residential pools we have need to be closed.
 
You gotta find some indoor pools to work and get the bennies all year. :thumbs:
 
You had me at 'itty bitty bikinied college girls splashing around giggling'. :D :love:
 
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