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First day on the street
- Thread starter hojadepuro
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tasman
Just another Squirrel
Congrats Brandon! Be safe and stay alert! 
hojadepuro
eschew obfuscation
Bad side of town. More fun!
Whew jsut getting home from the first day. It was exciting, but long. I have been there about 12 hrs. I am ready to go to bed. No more typing.
Brandon
stogieman
" Herf King "
Wishing you the best Brandon and thanks for serving proudly........ 
:thumbs: 
:thumbs: 
NullSmurf
Das Bruce
Congrats Brandon, be safe. George, if you retire who will keep us safe from newbie moochers and rip off artists?Hey guys I finally graduated from the Police Academy last week, and today is my first official day on the streets. I am pretty excited about it. I have been in the classroom for the past 13 weeks getting ready for this day. In honor or the day I think I am going to fire up a PLPC from 04 this morning to get me ready for the day at hand.
Fighting for Freedom from Fear :thumbs:
Brandon
Go get 'em tiger!!!
You're starting on the street - and I just put in my retirement papers... Coincidence??? :whistling:
I retired to enter the private sector as a Corporate Investigations Manager... I'll still keep my edge.
I was about to ask if you were going to buy a boat, a car, RV, and a fancy trailer, then goof off.
soon2B_ice
New Member
STAY SAFE AND REMEMBER:
You might be a cop if
. . . you have the bladder capacity of five people
. . . you believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm
. . . your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change
. . . you call for a criminal check of anyone who seems friendly to you
. . . discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you
. . . you identify a negative "teeth to tatoo" ratio just by looking at a person
. . . you find humor in other people's stupidity
. . . you disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see
. . . you have your weekends off planned for a year in advance
. . . you believe unspeakable evils will fall upon you if someone says "boy, it sure is quiet here tonight"
. . . your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than a computer can track
. . . you believe chocolate is a food group
. . . when someone calls you a jerk, you take it as a compliment
. . . you have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide, get it right the first time"
. . . you believe that "too stupid to live" should be a valid verdict
. . . you have ever had to put the phone on hold, so you could laugh uncontrollably
. . . you believe a certain dispatcher is possessed by a demon
. . . your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion
. . . you think caffeine should be available in IV form
. . . you have heard the sergeant muttering down the hall, "who's in charge of this mess"
. . . your prisoner states, "I don't know how it got there"
. . . it occurs to you suddenly one night that you are policing the Twilight Zone
. . . you believe anyone who says, "I only had two or three beers" and blows over 150
. . . you find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around
. . . you are told to deliver a human jaw in a jar and you find yourself talking to it there on the seat beside you
. . . you believe it's not a good death unless it involves overtime
. . . you are the only person introduced at a social gathering by his profession
. . . you walk into places and people think it's high comedy to seize a co-worker and shout "they've come to get you, bill or fred. or whoever"
. . . you do not see daylight from November to May
. . . you believe office meetings are always called at the end of your shift
. . . people shout "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and they think it's original and hugely funny
:sign:
You might be a cop if
. . . you have the bladder capacity of five people
. . . you believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm
. . . your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change
. . . you call for a criminal check of anyone who seems friendly to you
. . . discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you
. . . you identify a negative "teeth to tatoo" ratio just by looking at a person
. . . you find humor in other people's stupidity
. . . you disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see
. . . you have your weekends off planned for a year in advance
. . . you believe unspeakable evils will fall upon you if someone says "boy, it sure is quiet here tonight"
. . . your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than a computer can track
. . . you believe chocolate is a food group
. . . when someone calls you a jerk, you take it as a compliment
. . . you have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide, get it right the first time"
. . . you believe that "too stupid to live" should be a valid verdict
. . . you have ever had to put the phone on hold, so you could laugh uncontrollably
. . . you believe a certain dispatcher is possessed by a demon
. . . your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion
. . . you think caffeine should be available in IV form
. . . you have heard the sergeant muttering down the hall, "who's in charge of this mess"
. . . your prisoner states, "I don't know how it got there"
. . . it occurs to you suddenly one night that you are policing the Twilight Zone
. . . you believe anyone who says, "I only had two or three beers" and blows over 150
. . . you find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around
. . . you are told to deliver a human jaw in a jar and you find yourself talking to it there on the seat beside you
. . . you believe it's not a good death unless it involves overtime
. . . you are the only person introduced at a social gathering by his profession
. . . you walk into places and people think it's high comedy to seize a co-worker and shout "they've come to get you, bill or fred. or whoever"
. . . you do not see daylight from November to May
. . . you believe office meetings are always called at the end of your shift
. . . people shout "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and they think it's original and hugely funny
:sign:
benjiev
"The Honorable"
- Joined
- Dec 5, 2001
- Messages
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I tried to map out all the donout shoppes for you in Fayetteville but I figured you needed something to do with your time.
Seriously, Brandon I want to wish you all the best as you begin your service to your community. As an official of the City of Newcastle I praise and value each of the men and women that serve our community to keep it a safe place for our residence.
Be safe brother
Seriously, Brandon I want to wish you all the best as you begin your service to your community. As an official of the City of Newcastle I praise and value each of the men and women that serve our community to keep it a safe place for our residence.
Be safe brother
LilBastage
Meat is murder! Tasty, tasty murder.
Much respect to you, Brandon.
Good luck and be safe.
:thumbs:
Good luck and be safe.
:thumbs: