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FOGS vs. NOOBS

PuroEsq

The Member Formerly Known as "JAEwing"
Joined
May 17, 2005
Messages
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Location
Sacramento, CA
A conversation Jonesy and Bobby "Rambo" Ritz:

Jonesy: Look [Bobby], we can't have you running around out there [bombing] friendly [BOTL].

Bobby: There are no friendly [BOTL]!

Jonesy: But I'm your friend [Bobby]! I was there with you knee-deep in all [Swishers and Macanudos]. I covered your ass more than once. Seems like baling you out of trouble's got to be a life-time achievement for me.

Bobby: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit [preembargo]! All I wanted was something to [smoke]. But the man kept pushing Sir.

Jonesy: Well you did some pushing on your own [Bobby].

Bobby: They drew first blood, not me.

Jonesy: Look [Bobby], let me come in and get you the hell out of there!

Bobby: They drew first blood...

Jonesy: [Bobby], are you still reading me? Company leader to Raven! [Bobby]! Acknowledge!

Thereafter Bobby prepared and launched an intra-continental missle aimed at the West Coast . . . specifically my office mail box. Upon arrival the warhead spat out 4 sticks of highly potent combustable material.

THX Bobby "Rambo" Ritz!! For a Noob your a good man!

- Jason
 
Well done Jason!

After a lengthy discussion with the Newb General, I've re-aligned my interests with their cause. The promise of 99 virgins was too tempting for this mountain man...or was that a different conversation? :laugh:




Enjoy!

Rob
 
Well done Jason!

After a lengthy discussion with the Newb General, I've re-aligned my interests with their cause. The promise of 99 virgins was too tempting for this mountain man...or was that a different conversation? :laugh:




Enjoy!

Rob
I hear Rambo did a stint in Vietnam.............................Had too many good drugs as well I'm told. :laugh:
 
Well done Jason!

After a lengthy discussion with the Newb General, I've re-aligned my interests with their cause. The promise of 99 virgins was too tempting for this mountain man...or was that a different conversation? :laugh:




Enjoy!

Rob

Virgins, we get VIRGINS :thumbs:
 
I didn't realize people were listening in to my conversations! :laugh: Good one Rob!
 
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