Getting maried soon?

[psyktek]

Some free advice:

WORDS WOMEN USE





FINE


This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.





FIVE MINUTES


If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.





NOTHING


this is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"





GO AHEAD


This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.





LOUD SIGH


This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"!





THAT'S OKAY


This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.





THANKS


A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

 

[bfreebern]

Wish I would have known this BEFORE!

 

[PSTAN]

You forgot this one:

I left your pillow on the couch for you. :sign:

 

[muddstick]

I think I should call it off!!!!!

:laugh:

 

[Allofus123]

NO!

Which means just that!

 

[grand cru no 2]

Here's something to go along with this. You need PowerPoint to view it.

Click here to download.

 

[bchem]

I can't get the link to work. Am I just an idiot?

 

[tdog]

That is soooo true. But there is another thing that one needs to learn aside from interpretations, and that is this: "Yes, Dear"

 

[Shiba]

Too funny!!!

 

[smitty0255]

Wow, it's like reading about my life ...