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Girls are hard to shop for

Well Dawn,

The box of Excaliburs is waiting to be mailed to you along with a bottle of Tresor by Lancome but no addy in profile???

Sorry, I guess I'll just give them to someone else......
 
Victoria's Secret is nice, but the local porno shop has better "things".

A good thing to buy is tools. Women are always wanting tools. Mine wants a new table saw and a new welder for the garage. She said she could also use a new men's Zenith watch. She usually asks for cigars, but I think I've bought her enough of those this year. She keeps asking the kids for more toys from Toy R Us and I think they got the hint and are planning a big shoping trip to buy her all the things she wants. Probably some Mighty Beans to go with the RC motor boats she's been wanting. I think I overheard her say she was buying me a new bathrobe and some perfumes and maybe a nice diamond necklace. So, should be a pretty good Christmas at our house. :)

Oh and I tried to give her a pearl necklace last year and it turned out she got new sunglasses instead. She didn't care for them though, as they were kinda hard to see through. ;)
 
Matt, I have the PERFECT table saw you can get your wife: a POWERMATIC, you know the BIG one with the 5hp motor. As far as a welder, you'll want to get her a MIG welder, LINCOLN'S are nice.

Spare no expense for the Mrs. and I'm sure she'll do the same for you!
 
coventrycat86 said:
As far as a welder, you'll want to get her a MIG welder, LINCOLN'S are nice.
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Naw, I think it's going to be a Millermatic 250. :)
 
Man you guys have it all wrong.

Never try to guess what a woman would like. Never try to guess anything about a woman that hasn't been explicitly stated at least two dozen times, and even then it probably doesn't apply at the moment you decide to bring it up.

Now let's focus on what you DO know:

You probably know what stores she likes to shop at for her clothing, shoes, knicknacks, etc. If not a little investigative "footwork" as we call it in the business will yield the results you want.

Once you are armed with this information, go forth and buy her a GIFT CERTIFICATE!

This combines a woman's love of gifts with her love of shopping. And it gets her out of the house so you can smoke a stogie.

You can't lose blair, heed my advice!
 
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