Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was
wearing a very expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she decided to wipe with the ribbon. After the
girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over. He phoned the other
husband and said, "These @++# girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm
starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties"!
"That's nothing" said the other husband. "Mine came back with a card
stuck between the crack of her butt that said, "From all of us at the
Fire Station. We'll never forget you".
faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was
wearing a very expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she decided to wipe with the ribbon. After the
girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over. He phoned the other
husband and said, "These @++# girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm
starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties"!
"That's nothing" said the other husband. "Mine came back with a card
stuck between the crack of her butt that said, "From all of us at the
Fire Station. We'll never forget you".
