Guts and Balls

[davew0670]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed the definition for each is listed below.



GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"




BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the BALLS to say: "You're next."


Tomorrow, from the hospital, I'll explain the differences with traveling by ambulance and the advantage of life flight.

 

[cookie_1978]

Thanks for the laugh. :laugh:

 

[mikedubu]

that was great... just passed it around the office and it receive many a laugh

 

[Dsav101]

Love that joke more and more every time!

 

[Greggj77]

Great joke!

thanks for sharing....