Happy Birthday!
After you get back from the licensing bureau, go to the backdoor and slam your hand in the screen. Then, kick the leg on the stove. Once you're good and pissed off, go into your humi and get the worst stick you've got torch it and huff that dude in like in like 5 minutes (the pain will subside with the head change). Then go out and mow the lawn, wash the car, walk the dog, rearrange the garage, trim the trees, hoe the garden, and generally get really sweaty and tired. Then go eat a ****ty cheeseburger from some fastfood joiont that uses microwaves. Eat it so fast you almost get sick. Go home take a shower and then take a 1 hour nap.
After you wake up, dress in your finest casual wear, pick out the best cigar in your humidor and take a very slow stroll around your neighborhood. taking the time to look at the birds, notice the kids playing, the hub bub of daily life. Enjoy that smoke to it's fullest - just you and the smoke. Then when you arrive back on your porch reflect on what you saw, how you feel after that great smoke, and what it means to you to be a year older.
Then, (since it is Friday) go out, get rip roarin' drunk, HERF with some bar buddies call or find your significant other and *%#% 'till the sun comes up.
Why you ask? Because you only turn 33 once, and you might as well make it a memorable one
Happy Birthday! Enjoy it, even if it's not so memorable.
M. Gipson
