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Happy Birthday!!!!

Fire up a good one today!



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~Monte
 
Thanks ya'll now its off to the license branch for an hour and a half of ..... well no fun renewing my license.

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Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're getting............wait, you are getting older :)

Fire up a good one!
 
Happy birthday. Sing a little song... do a little dance... smoke a little cigar. :D
 
Just send the woman in beefcube signature over and my bday will be complete.


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Happy Birthday Ashley... this is the day you can have a good cigar, get drunk, and ask yourself "Why did my parents give me a girl's name????" ;)

:: segue ::

You know, it'd be pretty cool if there was a way CP could let you know a week in advance when it is someone's birthday... so you could bomb the crap out of them in time for their birthday. :)

Just a page that lists the birthdays coming up for the next week or two would be perfect.
 
True True True Moki, I think it was a sick crewl joke on all the yankee's who dont understand true southern heritage (the ones who call a Farm a Ranch in Georgia!!! :p ). Ashley is actually a very common males name in the south and traditionally it was an all males name. But those are usually the same people who buy peaches in a can, never heard of boiled peanuts, and say pacan instead of PEECAN.

well off to hunt down some AH Hirsch or George T Stagg then light up some good smokes drink like a fish and party like its my birthday!

:D


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Happy Birthday!

After you get back from the licensing bureau, go to the backdoor and slam your hand in the screen. Then, kick the leg on the stove. Once you're good and pissed off, go into your humi and get the worst stick you've got torch it and huff that dude in like in like 5 minutes (the pain will subside with the head change). Then go out and mow the lawn, wash the car, walk the dog, rearrange the garage, trim the trees, hoe the garden, and generally get really sweaty and tired. Then go eat a ****ty cheeseburger from some fastfood joiont that uses microwaves. Eat it so fast you almost get sick. Go home take a shower and then take a 1 hour nap.

After you wake up, dress in your finest casual wear, pick out the best cigar in your humidor and take a very slow stroll around your neighborhood. taking the time to look at the birds, notice the kids playing, the hub bub of daily life. Enjoy that smoke to it's fullest - just you and the smoke. Then when you arrive back on your porch reflect on what you saw, how you feel after that great smoke, and what it means to you to be a year older.

Then, (since it is Friday) go out, get rip roarin' drunk, HERF with some bar buddies call or find your significant other and *%#% 'till the sun comes up.

Why you ask? Because you only turn 33 once, and you might as well make it a memorable one :p

Happy Birthday! Enjoy it, even if it's not so memorable.

M. Gipson :)
 
Happy Birthday Bro!!

Dont smoke too many monster cigars at once... if it becomes a habit its no longer special! ;)
 
Happy Birthday, instead of wishing for beefcubes signature chick wish for his avatar chick and the signature chick ;) Then your birthday will be complete :thumbs:
 
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