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Happy Birthday Newfie

Happy Birthday Newfie.
I hope you had the time to enjoy a good smoke today.
 
Hope you have a great B-day bro! Smoke something special!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM!!!

:thumbs:
 
Thanks all!!

Yeah, I did treat myself to a great smoke, an Opus Petite Lancero, only one I've ever had (going to have to get some 'o dem :love: )!!!!

Treated myself to a great dinner too. I cooked dad's famed "40 Garlic Clove Chicken". Great meal, if anyone wants the recipe, LMK!!
 
Happy Birthday!

You know your from Newfoundland when....
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- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- The mosquitoes have landing lights.
- You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
- You have 10 favourite recipes for bottled moose.
- Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
- You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
- You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
- The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for local softball scores.
- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
- Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
- You think the start of salmon fishing season is a national holiday.
- You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
- You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
- You find -40C a little nippy.
- The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
- You can play road hockey on skates.
- You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
- You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Newfie friends.

:laugh:
jokes stolen from the internet...

-Rob
 
LMFAO, Rob, you guys have no idea how many of those jokes are actually true!!!!
 
Hey, bro, happy birthday. Sorry that I'm a day late on this! :thumbs:
 
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