Have you heard the one about...

[Devil Doc]

...an Amish farmer and his son who were visiting the big city for the first time? The old man is in the lobby of a skyscraper and sees two metallic doors that slide open revealing a small room behind. He watches as a fat old lady walks up to the doors presses a button beside it, and steps inside. The doors close behind her. Then a minute later the doors open again. However gone is the fat old lady and out steps a young blonde beauty! The old man stands there stunned, speechless! Then quietly he whispers to his boy "Son... go fetch your mother..."


Doc.