Have you heard the one about..

[Devil Doc]

...the two Vermont farmers, Omalah and Pearly? Well one day the both of them were in Pearly's barn when Pearly remarked, "I've got this cow, that every time I try to milk her, she farts." "I've got to see this", replied Omalah. So sitting on the milking stool, he grabs the cow's udder and sure enough, she farts. "Did ya get this here cow in New Hampshire?" said Omalah. "Why do you ask?" replied Pearly. "Well, my wife does the same thing."

Doc

 

[Tall Paul]

Wow Doc that is great! :laugh:

How's the sap running today....

 

[broblues]

The other day, I went over to a friends house to give him a hand. While I was walking up to his barn, I noticed that he was over by his tractor dancing in the nude. So I asked him what in the world are you doing? He said he and his wife weren't having a healthy sexual relationship so he went to a councelor and the councelor told him maybe he should dance naked to attract her. :whistling: Only in Indiana.