thejollyco
The Jolly Company
what a girl says: Could i fancy a spot of tea then?
what guy hears: Could you put your penis in my mouth then?
what a girl says: I'm hungry.
what guy hears: I'm hungry. Let's have sex.
what a girl says: It looks like it's going to rain.
what guy hears: Please look at my breasts.
what a girl says: "This place is a mess! C`mon, You and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you`ll have no clothes to wear, if we don`t do laudry right now!"
what guy hears: "zthiplaisams COME ON, YOU AND I, nedtoklnup, urstisly ON THE FLOOR, nulhv NO CLOTHES towarifwedondolan RIGHT NOW!"
The moral of these stories is: If a woman speaks and a man is there to hear her, he will get it wrong anyway.
oi.
what guy hears: Could you put your penis in my mouth then?
what a girl says: I'm hungry.
what guy hears: I'm hungry. Let's have sex.
what a girl says: It looks like it's going to rain.
what guy hears: Please look at my breasts.
what a girl says: "This place is a mess! C`mon, You and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you`ll have no clothes to wear, if we don`t do laudry right now!"
what guy hears: "zthiplaisams COME ON, YOU AND I, nedtoklnup, urstisly ON THE FLOOR, nulhv NO CLOTHES towarifwedondolan RIGHT NOW!"
The moral of these stories is: If a woman speaks and a man is there to hear her, he will get it wrong anyway.
oi.
