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Hey Twine, er THinde.

Secret Santa

CEO, North Pole Inc.
Joined
Nov 25, 2002
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You're going to be on the ropes after this one!

Santa knows you've been a miserable ole crotchety bastiage most of the year.
Oh, wait...that's @bfreebern .

THinde, your creativity in forum handles is vanilla to say the least.
Tell me about your holiday selection choices. Let's hope they'll be a bit more colorful!

HoHoHo

Merry Christmas!
 
I was already old when I signed up here. Working construction my knowledge of the web consisted of e-mailing and porn. This was the first forum I ever signed up on and never gave my handle any thought. Every once in a while I think about changing it but fuck that, it is what it is! Crotchety? I've been called much worse but hey 2020 has done a number on all of us, even Goodie Two Shoes turned into a bitch. Life is crazy but I'm content, my family is healthy, I'm close to retiring and my 401K is still growing so I'll be very happy with whatever you choose to send.

Stay safe Santa and enjoy the holidays!
 
Well Santa, I have to say you surprised the hell out of me! Definitely outside of the box thinking and we thank you immensely for your generosity. I hope you and you family have a happy and safe holiday season. Thanks again Santa!!!!
 
Hohoho!

I'm grateful something arrived before the mail system gets all clogged up!

But remember, it is hockey season up here in the tundra. Hat tricks are bound to happen!

Hohoho!

Merry Christmas!
 
Outstanding Santa! One down one to go. Very impressed with both the product and the originality. Thank you!
 
Hohoho!

I'm grateful something arrived before the mail system gets all clogged up!

But remember, it is hockey season up here in the tundra. Hat tricks are bound to happen!

Hohoho!

Merry Christmas!
Package was waiting for me this morning in my mailbox. Nice selection Santa. You're hitting on all cylinders that's for sure.
 
Ho ho ho...ohhh, my achin' old bones!

The elves are helping with the deliveries while I take some advil and rest up before the big trip!

Here's to a safe and happy holiday!

Merry Christmas!

Ho Ho Ho
 
You completed your hat trick on Friday Santa. I grabbed a package from the driveway when I got home and put it with the others I planned to wrap this morning for my wife. To my great surprise the box wasn’t for her. Great selection Gipper! We’ll need to dispose of a couple of those Boli Gold Metal I’ve been hiding when the weather breaks. Please say hello to your wife and stay safe. Happy holidays Santa!
 
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