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KeyserSoze

KeyserSoze

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . ..


'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
 
Got another one for you Keyser:

A blind cowboy walks into a all girl bar. He sits down on a stool and orders a cup of coffee. About 10 minuets later the cowboy yells to the bar tender "Hey wanna hear a blonde joke?"

Immediately the bar goes quiet. Finally a husky voiced woman sitting next to the blind cowboy says "Before you do let me tell you five things"

"1. The bartender is blonde and has a bat"

"2. I'm blonde, 6'7'' and a black belt in karate"

"3. The woman next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter"

"4. The woman sitting to your right is blonde and is a professional wrestler"

"5. Finally the bouncer is blonde and is carrying a gun"

"So" the woman asks "Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The cowboy thinks for a moment then shakes his head and says "No, I don't want to explain it five times"

:p
 
And another....

There were three construction workers sitting high up on a scaffold: an irishman, a mexican, and a blonde. The irishman opens his lunch and says, "Not another corned beef sandwich! If I get one more corned beef sandwich, I'm jumping off!" The Mexican opens his lunch and says, "Not another Burrito! If I get one more burrito, I'm jumping off!" The blonde opens his lunch and says, "Not another bologna sandwich! If I get one more bologna sandwich, I'm jumping off!"

The next day they're all sitting back high on the scaffold. The irishman opens his lunch and says, "Another corned beef!!" and jumps to his death. The mexican opens his and exclaims, "A burrito? Another burrito?!" and jumps. The blonde opens his and says, "Another bologna sandwich!!" and jumps as well.

Several days later the wives of the three are at the funeral. The irishman's wife says, "I could have given him a BLT!" The mexican's wife says, "I could have given him a taco or enchilada!" The blonde's wife looks at them both and says, "Well don't look at me! He fixed his own lunch!"
 
Okay, so I thought I'd get in on the fun so here's another:

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde.
They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early.
So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they.
The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning.
The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date.
The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom.
She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again.
They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
 
all this talk... it's getting me thinking... why hasn't somebody posted a pic yet?

here... this makes every joke just a little better...

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