Horace, did this happen on your watch?

I worked public safety at a county hospital WAY back - woman comes in to the emergency room complaining of abdominal pain. The pain was the result of an infection she had because of a tennis ball cut in half she was using as a homemade diaphragm...
 
Here is another ER story. Not for the weak hearted.

This lady comes in and the whole ER staff is gagging. I was like whats wrong you (edited words so use imagination). They said..Cant you smell that? I was like no I cant. So I walk around the ER and finally it hit me. I was like god damn wtf died. I get near the offending room which is rafting this smell out and I heard the lady say. I didnt think it was that bad. I'm thinking...Uh huh...We can smell you 50 feet away. Turns out this lady had a bad yeast infection which the smell lingered for several days after and bad enough they couldnt put patients in that room during the airing out process. :whistling:

Another time I walk into the the Autopsy Room minding my own business and stuff my face with this big sandwich. I heard this argueing and I'm like wtf. Its like Midnight and no one should be in here so I take a peek in investigating. Turns out 4 guys was almost in fist fights over who was going to bag this corpse up. I find out after that the said corpse had a chronic case of Hepatitis A, B, C, and D and something else. :0
 
Another time I walk into the the Autopsy Room minding my own business and stuff my face with this big sandwich.

Reminds me of that scene in Gone in 60 Seconds, where he puts his sandwich on the corpse to answer the phone.
 
But Rod, you've severed many members in my time here. :p

PTWEEEEET!

Tasteless PUN!

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15 minutes in the penalty box!
 
You've tasted the subject in question?


Not that there's everything wrong with that. :D
 
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