How to smoke handless?

[grateful1]

How you going to light it, if you're going to smoke it handless?

I see what you did here!!!

 

[Wurm]

Bleh chomping on a lit cigar is nasty.

 

[JDriver77]

Get an aviator mask, and hook up the cigar to the end of the hose mounted to the bike, then just inhale....Call it a prototype invention....On a more serious note, smoking a cigar on a moving bike, even with your hands, sounds difficult, especially with the force of the wind.

 

[DePasta]

buy one of these or just have the chick/guy (don't want to offend anyone) on the back hold it for you...

 

[b.dawgson]

At a point, you just gotta weigh the pleasure of smoking versus the hassle. I know cigars and golf go well together but in practice, for me, hassling with the cigar, putting it down, picking it up, relighting, etc, is far more a hassle than the pleasure I get from smoking. Perhaps if I didn't suck at golf so badly I would enjoy a smoke while searching for many a wayward shot.

I'm with this guy. To me, cigars are about kicking back and enjoying the cigar. I can't smoke one while playing golf or riding a motorcycle or mowing the yard etc. Not to mention that the wind does strange things to a cigar.

Try it with Black-N-Milds or something cheap. It's difficult to enjoy IMO.

 

[4cbln3]

buy one of these or just have the chick/guy (don't want to offend anyone) on the back hold it for you...

I forgot if the OP wanted to smoke cigar tobacco or weed "handless".

I would suggest washing the car or pushing the lawn mower with a cigar in your mouth until you get it right. Having your cherry fly off and go in your shirt is one thing, but sucking down a lungful of cigar smoke and trying to cough it all out while doing highway speeds would put you in the guardrail.

 

[ggiese]

I'm thinking perhaps that the rush of wind at over 5 MPH would likely wreak havoc on a cigar... :0

Let us know how it works out! :thumbs:

 

[jnknzz]

Generally, this is just hard to do... A smaller ring gauge makes it easier, as does a torp or perfecto. Ashton half coronas are just about perfect.

As for the wind, try it first in your car with the windows down on the highway.