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How to Stay Awake During Meetings and Seminars

Herfin Bigdog

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Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars?
What about those long and boring conference calls?
Now there's a way you can change all that.

1. In preparation for (or during) your next meeting, seminar or Conference call, draw yourself a large square. (5" x 5" works well.) This will be your game card.

2. Divide the card into equal columns, five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch squares.

3. Write one of the following words or phrases in each square:

synergy
strategic fit
core competencies
bottom line
revisit
expeditious
to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")
24/7 ÿ out of the loop
benchmark
value-added
pro-active
win-win
think outside the box
fast track
results-driven
empower (or empowerment)
knowledge-based
at the end of the day
touch base
mind-set
client-focused
paradigm
game plan
leverage

4. When you hear one of these words or phrases used, place a check mark in the appropriate square.

5. When you get five squares checked off horizontally, vertically or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLS**T!"


TESTIMONIALS from satisfied players:

"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
- Adam, Atlanta

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
- David, Florida

"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same since my first win."
- Dan, New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting, as 14 of us waited for the fifth box."
- Ben, Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLS**T!' for the third time in two hours."
- Paul, Cleveland

"When I won and yelled "BULLS**T!" the woman sleeping next to me slid off her chair!"
- Joseph, Los Angeles

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