Humor #2

[Pugman1943]

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

• So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

• Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

• My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

• Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

• I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

• I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyard. I'm getting tired of

 

[kann]

"• My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet."

HA! Haven't seen this one, before.

Also, when this is all over, I think IKEA should enter the food industry, as well. People will be used to assembling their own meals by that point...