Gavin
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I was at work today, chatting with a coworker when the subject of cigars came up. He knew of my interest in cigars, and was asking me about them. He smokes swishers, black & milds, and the like, usually when he drinks. He went on to ask me how I could smoke larger cigars when they take so long to smoke. He could barely get through a black & mild, because they took so long. He said something to the effect of, "Heck, they take so long to moisten, he's tired of them before he even lights up."
I immediately asked him what he meant by that, and he explained as if I should know this, that you have to lick the entire wrapper and get it moist, and suck on as much of the end as you could to prevent it from cracking when you smoked the cigar...
I couldn't believe this, so to be sure, I asked him if he meant just moistening the tip before he clipped it, as I've heard of smokers doing that to prevent splitting and fraying. Nope, he did this ritual to the whole cigar every time he smoked.
I don't think I'd smoke cigars at all if I had to fellate them prior to smoking. On the other hand, I'd marry a girl who smoked only double coronas. :laugh:
I immediately asked him what he meant by that, and he explained as if I should know this, that you have to lick the entire wrapper and get it moist, and suck on as much of the end as you could to prevent it from cracking when you smoked the cigar...
I couldn't believe this, so to be sure, I asked him if he meant just moistening the tip before he clipped it, as I've heard of smokers doing that to prevent splitting and fraying. Nope, he did this ritual to the whole cigar every time he smoked.
I don't think I'd smoke cigars at all if I had to fellate them prior to smoking. On the other hand, I'd marry a girl who smoked only double coronas. :laugh: