"I have a Big Pecker!"

[souldog]

I've been told recently to "stay away" from the mailbox, and not to open any boxes that come in addressed to my better half due to the fact that they're supposed to be gifts for me, so I've been a good boy! Well, I get a knock on the door and the Fedex dude hands me a big ass box. In my head I'm saying, "Yeah yeah yeah...stupid Christmas. Can't open it. Whatever." I set it down, don't even look at the label, and go back to doing whatever I was doing. I look at the box again and see it is addressed to me, with NO IDENTIFYING INFORMATION and the return address blacked out. No zip code identifiers, nothing.

So I figure, "This is it. It's a freakin' bomb and I'm gonna be killed in my house because I pissed off somebody in my city." (I get paranoid sometimes, leave me alone! :laugh: ) Well, I open it up, and it's a nice kind of bomb!!


Mr. James Sims, I don't know what to say! You did a really good job of covering up your tracks, but I was able to use my "investigatory prowess" (AKA cutting off the piece of the box with the return addy on it, soaking it in a solution that dissolves the glue, drying the return label, and using a high powered light to break through your Sharpie marker...) to figure it out!

You've made my "CP Hitlist" and you're #3 from the top:

Rex loves the doggy treats, I'm sure my wife and I will be enjoying the other treats, the cigars you sent were VERY NICE and one I had a curisotiy about, and of course...I now have a "Big Pecker!" This little guy also made me laugh my ass off too!:

Thank you again!

 

[Q_The_Cop]

:sign: :sign: :laugh:

Very Nice!!! Couldn't happen to a betta brotha!!

 

[in2xshp]

Thats some funny shit right there, great hit Jim.

 

[indyrob]

That is pretty sweet!

 

[Kingantz]

Priceless! I can just see Gen. Souldoggy dancin'! :laugh:

 

[souldog]

That is pretty sweet!

Priceless! I can just see Gen. Souldoggy dancin'! :laugh:

Oh yeah guys, James really did a nice job with this bomb. I have to say that he is definitely on the list to "Watch out" for. He was also stealth about it, and I appreciate that more than anything. The guy didn't even let on that he was going to do this!! I was pleasantly surprised. If you're ever looking for a deserving BOTL, he's right up there with Napa and the rest of em'! :thumbs:

 

[CigarStone]

Nice hit but I don't get what he did to give you wood ???

 

[Goldie]

Definitely a nice surprise

 

[stogieman]

Way to go Jim, a great target especially during the holidays....... :thumbs:

 

[souldog]

Nice hit but I don't get what he did to give you wood ???

There may have been a bottle of liquid titled "Big Pecker" inside, and he wrote in a very nice note, "Now you can say you have a big pecker!" I just laughed my butt off. Very nice gift... :whistling:

 

[Smokin'Sims]

It's an honor to be mentioned with people like Grapes.

I'm glad you are enjoying the contents of the package. I saw these items and thought you might like them. It is also a small thanks for running our war earlier this year, which was my first involvement in this community. You did have some warning that something was coming, unless you are getting forgetful early.