I have someone looking out for my well being...

geldor1

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Not only did I get this email 3 times, I received it in several different accounts. So it has to be true. :whistling:
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY,

THE HONORABLE, GOVERNOR OF CBN.

TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS- NIGERIA.

Date: 2nd, September, 2006.

Our Ref: CBN/OHG/OXD1/2006

You're Ref:

TELEX: CENBANK.

PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/06.

Attn: Good day to you

Definitely know that this letter will be a surprising one to you. Firstly, I will like to introduce myself formally as Prof. Charles Soludo, The Executive Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). You are been officially contacted by me today because your Inheritance

Funds were re-deposited into the "Federal Suspense Account" of CBN last week, because you did not forward your Claim as the Right beneficiary. Well known to all, The Central Bank of Nigeria is the mother Bank of all commercial Banks here in Nigeria. Really these men were unexpected by me because their visit was impromptu. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they were here to collect the Inheritance Bill Sum of (US$8,600,000) which rightfully belongs to you,on your behalf. At this evelopment I asked them who authorized them to come down to Nigeria for the Collection of this Payment and they told me that you asked them to come and collect this Funds on your Behalf. In

fact this was the biggest surprise of it kind that this Bank have ever had so far, because your Inheritance Funds is still in the "Federal Suspense account" of CBN, yet you sent these men to come and collect this Funds on your behalf without notifying us. We in this Bank do not understand why you sent these men to come and Collect your Funds on your

behalf. If actually you want them to help you collect your Inheritance Bill Sum, at least you should have Contact our customer care department or I the Executive Governor of this Bank.

They actually tendered some Vital Documents which Proved that you actually sent them for the Collection of this Funds. Honestly, it really baffles me that you took such decision without my consent. Here are the Document which they tendered to this Bank today:

1. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.

2. HIGH COURT INJUCTION.

3. ORDER TO RELEASE.

Actually, these Documents which they tendered to this Noble Bank are a clear Proof that you sent them to Collect this Funds for you. Finally, I told them to come back tomorrow morning and they promised to come back. As the Governor of this Noble Bank, I was supposed to Release

this funds to them but I refused to do so because I wanted to hear from you first. Due to the Nature of my job, I will not want to make any mistake in releasing these Funds to anyone except you whom is the recognized confide beneficiary to this Funds. Kindly clarify us on this issue before we make this Payment to these foreigners whom came on your

behalf.

OFFICIALLY SIGNED.

PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO.

GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF

TLL.+234-806-740-5110

NIGERIA. C-B-N
Good thing this person is looking out for my best interests, those other scoundrels might have made off with my inheritance.

I better send him all my personal info right away. :sign:
 

Mark Twain

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Prof. Charles Soludo, The Executive Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
I don't know many professors that run banks. :p

What does he teach, The art of F#%king people over? :laugh:
 

AVB

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Go ahead and tell him to release it. I'd like to see the next email.
 
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