I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie...

[Rebel Herfer]

So I note in my wish list that I like Bigg Butt Cigars but can't find them anymore & that if anybody runs across them let me know so I can buy them. Then along comes a package from that notorious (4 Roses) mad bomber of a BOTL Andy (steamboat) of a stash of Big Butts, the Gordito vitola no less. These were one of my favs to smoke back some years ago. These were just a plain FUN cigar while walking on the beach or woring in the shop; great memories with that cigar! Alas they stopped making them some years ago and my stash was torched. Thank you Andy - you are one helluva BOTL, thank you very much my Friend!
Now I'M BACK! (pun intended).
So unashamedly I say....

I like Big Butts and I cannot lie!
You other BOTLs can't deny
That when a guy walks in with an ro-bus-to
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue [puff, puff]
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the geans wit' Ligero
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that Butt you got makes me jonesin'
Ooh, Wrapper-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Humi?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'flame
I'm tired of catalogs
Sayin' long Butts are the thing
Take the average cigar man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your humi got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy Butt!
Baby got back!
:love:

I hope I lived up to your standards AVB?

edited for spelling

 

[pdeleone]

Remembered smoking hem in them late 90's too. Haven't thought of those till now................. memories.

Paul


edit: spelling

 

[Dsav101]

Good lord, you sure it was tobacco in them things? hehehe

Don

 

[MadMonk]

One of the local B&Ms has some of those. I smoked one a couple of years ago, and I remember thinking "this is pretty good, so much for judging by the silly name" I guess I should pick a few up and give them another whirl. And I mean a few...this B&M is in the mall, and he charges an arm and a leg for cigars. I think one of my regular online retailers may have some too. If they turn me on, and he still has some, I'll order some.

O.K. update:
Checked my online retailer...he says sold out on the Gordo...the only one he has listed, until July. So now I'm wondering if they are really discontinued?

 

[MocoBird]

and this tread would just not be complete without a little Big Butt Porn! Enjoy...



Commemorative issue no less :thumbs:

 

[amateuraficionado]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ...... now that's funny stuff!

 

[AVB]

They grow up so fast it brings a tear to my eye. You did well Grasshopper

 

[Rebel Herfer]

They grow up so fast it brings a tear to my eye. You did well Grasshopper

Thank you Sir, I try!