I like my cigars like I like my women

[hudsonvalley]

Add your own punch line.

Here's mine:

I like my cigars like I like my women.
Fat, brown, and slow burning

 

[xraydoc1]

Loose.

 

[hudsonvalley]

Comedy tradition is you add at least two or three attibutes :laugh:

 

[AVB]

Thin, long and easy to fire up.



I was going to say Thin, long and easy to punch but I knew you wouldn't let me live that one down.

 

[cigarsarge]

How about like a Domino's Pizza...Cheezy, Greasy. and comes in less than half an hour.

 

[Castaway]

I like my cigars like I like my women...

Sweet, exotic and slightly peppery.

 

[hudsonvalley]

How about like a Domino's Pizza...Cheezy, Greasy. and comes in less than half an hour.

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Or what? It's free?

 

[MiamiCubano]

Full-bodied, long-lasting and, at a minimum, in packs of five.

 

[Captain Leafheart]

Firm, a little wet, with a nice tight ass... ER, ASH! :love:

 

[grand cru no 2]

well constructed, with a nice aroma, and excellent flavor.

 

[BkCloud114]

short, slender with a great after taste

 

[puffnstuff]

curvy, complex, and tasty!

 

[OutlawD]

to be there when i want her, to satisfy me at a whim,and to not leave a bad taste in my mouth when shes gone :whistling:

 

[gkpk]

Tight,oily and aged.

 

[Eshaw99]

Long, firm, and black...wait, that's how Beefcube likes his "women"...

**EDIT**

Wow, what a waste of my 800th post

 

[Beefcube]

Long, firm, and black...wait, that's how Beefcube likes his "women"...

**EDIT**

Wow, what a waste of my 800th post

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Not funny, you been too close to the bedpans again huh :whistling:

 

[hudsonvalley]

I am waiting for overpriced, infested with beetles, and with a glass top.

 

[OutlawD]

:whistling: ....or clipped lit and free :whistling:

 

[Savage112]

I like my cigars like I like my women

dark, toothy, and kinda nutty

 

[PuroEsq]

Full-bodied, long-lasting and, at a minimum, in packs of five.

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Sorry guys I can't top that one . . . best of the lot. :thumbs: