Allofus123
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To: The Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue SW
Washington, D.C. 20591
Dear Sirs,
I've had a lot of time on my hands recently and I have been thinking
about a solution to the airline security problem. I think I may have the
solution for the prevention of hijackings and at the same time we might
just get the airline industry back on its feet.
Here's my plan. Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at a naked
woman we should replace all the female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would not go on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman.
Of course, many businessmen in this country would start flying again in
hopes of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would come to a screeching
halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales.
Why, I would even personally fly all over the country just for the
scenery. It truly puzzles me that Congress has not already come up with
this plan. Am I the only one that thinks clearly on these matters?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
800 Independence Avenue SW
Washington, D.C. 20591
Dear Sirs,
I've had a lot of time on my hands recently and I have been thinking
about a solution to the airline security problem. I think I may have the
solution for the prevention of hijackings and at the same time we might
just get the airline industry back on its feet.
Here's my plan. Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at a naked
woman we should replace all the female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would not go on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman.
Of course, many businessmen in this country would start flying again in
hopes of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would come to a screeching
halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales.
Why, I would even personally fly all over the country just for the
scenery. It truly puzzles me that Congress has not already come up with
this plan. Am I the only one that thinks clearly on these matters?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
