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John Elway talks with God

stogieman

stogieman

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John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos
flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, John," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." John felt
special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he
noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with
a Green & White & Silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous
EAGLES logo flag, and in every window, an Eagles emblem. John looked at God
and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I
was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of
Fame." God said "So what's your point John?" "Well, why does Donovan McNabb
get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "John, that's not
Donovan's house, it's mine."

GO EAGLES !

:D :thumbs: :p :cool:
 
I'll bet a blind 5 straight up, no points, that Atlanta beats them. :cool:
 
AVB, I'll take that bet

EDIT: First off, I'm a Falcons fan. They're my second favorite team behind the Colts, and I really hope they beat the Eagles. But I'll put a blind 5 on the favorites.

Eric
 
I'm from Buffalo (and a die hard Bills fan), I just happen to live near York. If location had anything to do with it I'd be a Ravens fan since they are only 44 miles away. ;)
 
lucasbuck said:
I'll wager a fiver of Havanas on Atlanta but I want the points :D Any takers ???
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Craig, I'll take your bet. I'll give you 3 points :p
 
LOL-Great joke!, I'll be sure and send that one around to our coaching staff. :thumbs: On a side note-I met John Elway once. He was at a celebrity golf tournament in Reno Nevada and he stood outside with fans chatting and signing autographs. He was very personable and we talked about his playing days at BYU. I was curious as to why a devoted catholic would attend Mormon U., but he stated that he liked Utah and that he knew BYU was pass happy and played a more "pro" type of game offensively. Of course, that was back when BYU actually had a team as opposed to more recent years. :p
 
Since stogieman didn't jump up and take the bet it looks like I'll take you on Eric. You got a bet. Since there can't be a tie in this game one of us has to win. :D

Eshaw99 said:
AVB, I'll take that bet

EDIT: First off, I'm a Falcons fan. They're my second favorite team behind the Colts, and I really hope they beat the Eagles. But I'll put a blind 5 on the favorites.

Eric
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Great, now I'm gonna be torn watching this game. Go Vick!...I mean McNabb!...I mean Vick!...AAAARGH!

Oh well, looks like I'll be happy either way. I hope you don't have to send me any cigars AVB ;)

Eric
 
Lucasbuck............I guess you didn't see my response above. I'll take the Eagles and give you some points. How many you needing, LOL?
 
SFG75 said:
LOL-Great joke!, I'll be sure and send that one around to our coaching staff. :thumbs: On a side note-I met John Elway once. He was at a celebrity golf tournament in Reno Nevada and he stood outside with fans chatting and signing autographs. He was very personable and we talked about his playing days at BYU. I was curious as to why a devoted catholic would attend Mormon U., but he stated that he liked Utah and that he knew BYU was pass happy and played a more "pro" type of game offensively. Of course, that was back when BYU actually had a team as opposed to more recent years. :p
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UUUUMMMMM, I believe Elway played ball at Stanford!!! :D :rolleyes:
 
haha, yeah he did. he was on the field for the most infamous play in college football history. Maybe you were talking to Ty Detmer, he was so happy that people actually wanted his autograph that he didnt mind signing them John Elway.
 
SFG75 said:
LOL-Great joke!, I'll be sure and send that one around to our coaching staff. :thumbs: On a side note-I met John Elway once. He was at a celebrity golf tournament in Reno Nevada and he stood outside with fans chatting and signing autographs. He was very personable and we talked about his playing days at BYU. I was curious as to why a devoted catholic would attend Mormon U., but he stated that he liked Utah and that he knew BYU was pass happy and played a more "pro" type of game offensively. Of course, that was back when BYU actually had a team as opposed to more recent years. :p
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Ahemmm.... John Elway went to Stanford. I'll have to call BullSh$T here!
 
Everybody knows Elway played for the Yankees anyway. Where do you folks get your info?












































Before his phenomenal pro football career, Elway was actually an All-American in baseball at Stanford and also played baseball for the New York Yankees' Oneonta (New York) single-A farm club in 1982. :p
 
I'll get you something out most likely on Tuesday. The roads here still s*ck and I won't make the PO on Monday.

Eshaw99 said:
AVB, I'll take that bet

EDIT: First off, I'm a Falcons fan. They're my second favorite team behind the Colts, and I really hope they beat the Eagles. But I'll put a blind 5 on the favorites.

Eric
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Hey man, take your time. I thought after the first half that the Falcons had a chance, but they got shut down in the second half. :angry:

Oh well, maybe next year...
 
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