Joke du Jour

[Newfie]

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.


A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.


"Well", she began, "I was in the backyard with my kitty cat and the
rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!


"That must have been scary", said the teacher.


"It sure was", replied the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'. and before he could say 'fuck', the rottweiler ate him!"

 

[NullSmurf]

first time I've seen it. Good one.

 

[sack]

BWAAAHAHA! New to me, good one! :laugh:

 

[Fatken]

I read this while on a conference call, damn near fell out of my chair with tears in my eyes. That is the best I have heard in a long time.

Thanks :laugh:

 

[xprinter]

:laugh: :laugh: :0

 

[brash]

LOL! nice one.