Just another Newbie to CP. . . .

[geldor1]

Welcome.

Now that you're here....

Doc, I've get this pain in my eye every time I drink coffee.
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What... Take the spoon out of the cup. :0

 

[DrMike]

Welcome.

Now that you're here....

Doc, I've get this pain in my eye every time I drink coffee.
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What... Take the spoon out of the cup. :0

Love that joke!

My other favorite. . .

Doctor, after the surgery will I be able to play the piano?
"Why yes, of course."
That's good, I never was able to play before! (Drum roll please!)

Thanks for all the 'welcomes' - I'm feeling at home already!

 

[DrMike]

so are you a proctologist or......no let me guess Dr. of CHiropractic?

Welcome

Yep. . . .you got it!!


Dr. of Chiropractic, that is. . . .

Love backs, not backsides!

 

[CoventryCat86]

Patient: "Doc, it hurts when I do this."

Doctor: "Then don't do that!"

Sorry, I know it's really old but it cracks me up everytime I think of it!!

 

[DrMike]

Patient: "Doc, it hurts when I do this."

Doctor: "Then don't do that!"

Sorry, I know it's really old but it cracks me up everytime I think of it!!

Actually, it's great advice. . . . not that anybody listens to common sense anymore

 

[SweetMelissa]

Welcome to the grope! Errrr group rather ;-)

melly the sweet innocent angel :love:

 

[PuroBrat]

Welcome to CP Dr. Mike!! does that stand for Michael, like me or is it Mikaela as in Dr. Quinn the medicine WOMAN?

 

[lucasbuck]

Welcome to CP Mike! I've seen you around at CW so it's good to see you over here. Enjoy