Just as you think your having a good day...

[Wurm]

Diane my 5 year-old walked up to me...

"Dad your really old aren't you?"

I answered, "Compared to you I am."

She pats me on the hand and says, "Your going to die soon."

And then walks away.


Owned by a 5 year-old :sign:

On that note, I think I'm going to go grab a good smoke and a glass of Maker's Mark to help speed up the inevitable.

 

[Shooter]

Damn

 

[Infinity]

That's too funny!

Now if my 31 year old son said that to me, the inevitable would
be knocking on my door - holy shit!!!

Brian

 

[Double D]

Thats my princess

 

[Michal]

lol, kids sometimes are really frankly

 

[AVB]

How true, geologicly speaking.

 

[Ginseng]

:thumbs:

Wilkey

 

[The Volusianator]

Still laughing half hour after I first read this. Damn kids say the funniest things. Make sure to write this one down Wurm so you can share it with her when she gets old enough herself to appreciate it.

Wade

 

[countikon]

Thats funny man. Kids are great at that age aren't they?

 

[Brickhouse]

Talk about throwing a turd in the punch bowl, lol.

Nice :thumbs:

 

[centurycigar]

Thats great, too funny.
I love how kids lack that filter that most people have.

 

[Nice_Ashh]

:laugh:...I feel your pain. My 3 year old tells me everyday how fat I am...kids can be so endearing.

 

[Infinity]

:laugh:...I feel your pain. My 3 year old tells me everyday how fat I am...kids can be so endearing.

and honest!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Brian

 

[Nice_Ashh]

:laugh:...I feel your pain. My 3 year old tells me everyday how fat I am...kids can be so endearing.

and honest!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Brian

Ouch...I tend to think of myself as well rounded :thumbs:

 

[Fatken]

I love it! That is how I got my nickname "FatKen" from one of my brats when she was young.

 

[BrownDevil]

That's classic :laugh:

 

[jgohlke]

That's a classic!

Yesterday, during a record setting high temperature day here in Central Florida, the kids (ages 19 and 22) and I are out doing yard work...moving a bunch of river rock from the front flower bed to the back yard....We're taking a break when my wife gets home from shopping. She walks over and asks "How's it going?". My daughter (she's 19) says, "Ok. We take a lot more breaks now that Dad is older."

 

[The Black Cloud]

LOL!