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Just curious...

Matt R said:
But if you throw a cat outta your car window, is it considered kitty litter?
Or can fat people really "skinny" dip??
Just a few things I've had on my mind. :)
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Throwing a cat out the car window is called :lookup: ......Cat-a-Pault :D
 
camaroon4me said:
Matt R said:
But if you throw a cat outta your car window, is it considered kitty litter?
Or can fat people really "skinny" dip??
Just a few things I've had on my mind. :)
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Throwing a cat out the car window is called :lookup: ......Cat-a-Pault :D
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What a cat-astrophe
 
ummmm

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ? (i like that one)

Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Do vampires get AIDS?

this one ahahaha
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk? :D :D

For all the guys out here:
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? :0

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
 
Why is there a light in the fridge but never in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed considering what happens next?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people-trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Why do I know all these?
 
AVB said:
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Don't forgot "Baa Baa Black Sheep" also has the same tune. :)
 
AVB said:
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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And why doesn't he sue ACME for all of those defective rockets they sold him?
 
AVB said:
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . .
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OK you got me, I was singing until I read the next line haha

Here's a GREAT one. Some might agree, my lady definately doesn't agree and gives me a stupid look when I recite it:

(clears throat)
If you eat PASTA, and then you eat ANTI-PASTA, will you still be hungry??

LOL x10 ??? I think so :sign: :sign:
 
What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way?

(obligatory Asian reference)

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hot dogs?
 
If a small is too big, I can buy an extra small.

If the large is too small, I can buy an extra large.

....but if a medium isn't quite right, can I buy an extra medium?
 
Where do elephants go to die?

Why are there braille menus available in the drive thru?

Who requests the nutrition information at McDonalds?

Where does Jack live anyway?

What exactly is a Packer?

Why are there no seatbelts on a school bus?

Why have a Passenger airbag you can turn off?

Why is it at 18 you can join the military and die for our country, but you have to wait until 21 to buy a beer?

If I'm only supposed to cross the street when the crosswalk sign turns green, then why does it start flashing red when I'm only halfway across?

Is it really made in America, if parts of it are made elsewhere?

Why is it if you try to get into this contry illegally on a raft, you get sent back, but if you infiltrate by foot, you get a free pass?

Why don't those camera crews shooting those starving children commercials give those kids a sandwich?

Why do liberals try to introduce programs that are already proven to not work?

When the trailer trash go at it on Jerry Springer, are they arrested for Domestic Violence?

"Your seat cushion can also be removed and used as a flotation device." Who the hell are they kidding?

Are free samples really free?

If it takes a whole villiage to raise a child..........then who's running the villiage?

If I have to pay for my own insurance, why do you also want me to pay for yours?

Just a few to start.

M. Gipson
 
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?


Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?


:sign:
 
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