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Just curious...

Why is it that in a pharmacy sick people have to walk to the back of the building to buy medicine, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front of the building?
 
How come you can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish!
How come you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose!

If there were no tomatoes, there would be no ketchup!
 
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or
naked?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for
sitting?
Can you get cornered in a round room?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Bill
 
BACCHUS said:
AVB said:
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed considering what happens next?
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Interesting question, but why the heck are you seeing a gynecologist? :sign: :D
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HEY! It says YOUR gynacologist!!
 
Why are there handicap parking spaces in front of the skating rink?

Why do people leave their $30,000 automobile in the driveway and fill their garage with junk?
 
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