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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!

moki

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(Works better if you read it out loud)

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table ............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ............. Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet .............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone ................... No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight ...................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great ..................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
 
Ah, that reminds me of some old chinese proverbs my Kung Fu Master would teach me....


Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day.

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Virgins are like bubbles, one prick all gone.

He who live in glass house, should take crap in basement.


A belated Gung Hee Fat Choy to all the Cigar Passers!
 
Ah, if you ever visit a Chinatown in your area, or a Cantonese family during Chinese New Year or Hong Kong for that matter, you will hear that a lot. It is basically Happy New Year in Cantonese ( or was it Mandarin).
 
the gurkha said:
Moki think this thread might be a wee bit non PC lol
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bah -- my girlfriend is Chinese (well, Malaysian Chinese) and she thought it was hilarious :)
 
Good stuff Moki, I had seen it written somewhere before and found it to be delitefully tacky, yet unrefined.

I know I'll never eat at a certain Chinese Restaurant again. After dinner I opened up the fortune cookie, it said "THAT WASN'T CHICKEN" :sign:
 
guinnessguy said:
Moki - please send me one pair (XL) of underwear to replace the pair I soiled while laughing at your post.

Boxers, not briefs.

Preferably a dark color...
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The dark color is to make sure it's harder to see the stain for next time. :sign:

Yes that was Tim the tool man Taylor.
 
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