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Like you're shaking a bottle of Ketchup.....

That first one is hilarious. I previously worked with a guy who had a motorcycle wreck in his younger days. He said that he was being given a sponge bath by a very attractive nurse one time and he got excited. He said he was very embaressed and apologized and she calmly said that's okay, I know how to fix it. He thought he was about to have a fantasy when she did that exact same thing. He said he wasn't excited anymore. :laugh:
 
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