The Volusianator
Tick Tock
So a couple weeks ago I ordered some priority shipping boxes online. You know, go to USPS.com, select the boxes and they ship them to you free of charge, heck, they don't even charge for shipping. So today when I get to the Post Office, Rebecca the nice young lady behind the counter asks me if I brought my truck. Being winter in WI, of course I said yes, she says good, these are all yours.
Looking at the stack like I just saw the second coming of Christ, my mind starts to wonder what the hell could possibly be in all those boxes. As I drive my truck to the back of the Post Office...because these aren't going through the window, I notice that they're the boxes I ordered on line! Now I ordered 50 of the VHS size boxes and 25 of the larger square boxes for cigar box clocks. So you can understand my surprise when I see 500 VHS size boxes and 250 larger square boxes! Worst part is, the PO won't take them back. So now I'm stuck with 750 freakin' Priority Mail boxes. Guess it's time to start bombing!
Looking at the stack like I just saw the second coming of Christ, my mind starts to wonder what the hell could possibly be in all those boxes. As I drive my truck to the back of the Post Office...because these aren't going through the window, I notice that they're the boxes I ordered on line! Now I ordered 50 of the VHS size boxes and 25 of the larger square boxes for cigar box clocks. So you can understand my surprise when I see 500 VHS size boxes and 250 larger square boxes! Worst part is, the PO won't take them back. So now I'm stuck with 750 freakin' Priority Mail boxes. Guess it's time to start bombing!


