Man Rules, pick a number 1-112

[Bayamos]

50

[SIZE=12pt]50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not. [/SIZE]
 

 

[whylieineedacigar]

99

 

[sterlingnotes]

99

That has already been taken...

 

[whylieineedacigar]

 

99

That has already been taken...
 

 
Missed that!
 
92 then

 

[Bayamos]

 

 


99

That has already been taken...
 

 
Missed that!
 
92 then
 


 
92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined

 

[thinde]

8

 

[kona1000]

66

 

[oke&coke]

How about 25.

 

[tomthirtysix]

63
 

 

[modo22]

 

 
92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined
 

 
YESSS!  I loved 92!!
 
Lets see what 33 is

 

[cabaiguan juan]

28

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"
 

18

18. You poke it you own it.

I picked an awful one.

How about 43?

 

[AshesTwoAshes]

 

88

[SIZE=12pt]88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man. [/SIZE]
 
 

 
Ha! Love it!
101

 

[Bayamos]

8

[SIZE=12pt]8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death. [/SIZE]
 

 

[emoshun]

107

 

[Bayamos]

66

[SIZE=12pt]66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once. [/SIZE]
 

How about 25.

[SIZE=12pt]25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty. [/SIZE]

 

[oke&coke]

66

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.
 

How about 25.

25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

Niiiiiice!!!!

 

[Bayamos]

 

107

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[Bayamos]

63
 

[SIZE=12pt]63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team. [/SIZE]
 

 

 

28

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"
 

18

18. You poke it you own it.

I picked an awful one.

How about 43?
 


43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And the right to leave the room.

 

 

 
92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined
 

 
YESSS!  I loved 92!!
 
Lets see what 33 is
 


[SIZE=12pt]33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved and is also [/SIZE]null and void if the male is Italian and the woman a woodchuck from N. New Hampshire.
 

 

[Bayamos]

 

 


88

[SIZE=12pt]88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man. [/SIZE]
 
 

 
Ha! Love it!
101
 


101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

 

[Devil Doc]

No. 33 is null and void if the male is Italian and the woman a woodchuck from N. New Hampshire. Jesus Christ, do you want to kill me?
 
Doc