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Man Rules, pick a number 1-112

modo22 said:
44 if you will.
I will.........[SIZE=12pt]44. Sex is more important then talking [/SIZE]
 
Napa_Smokes said:
[SIZE=12pt]35. Women can't drive. [/SIZE]
 
thinde said:
[SIZE=12pt]34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships. [/SIZE]
 
grateful1 said:
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oke&coke said:
[SIZE=12pt]110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was. [/SIZE]
 
sterlingnotes said:
[SIZE=12pt]85. There are two reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
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oke&coke said:
[SIZE=12pt]70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex. [/SIZE]
 
thinde said:
[SIZE=12pt]38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support [/SIZE]
 
 
Napa_Smokes said:
how about 40 for today
[SIZE=12pt]40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket. [/SIZE]
 
 
Bayamos said:
 
how about 40 for today
[SIZE=12pt]40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket. [/SIZE]
 
 
I agree, great rule!  very fair!
 
whats 59?
 
thinde said:
[SIZE=12pt]43. Belichick[/SIZE]
 
oke&coke said:
46 for today
[SIZE=12pt]46. Grilling regardless of weather is always the first choice for cooking. [/SIZE]
 
 
modo22 said:
 
 


how about 40 for today
[SIZE=12pt]40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket. [/SIZE]
 
 
I agree, great rule!  very fair!
 
whats 59?
 


59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

thinde said:
[SIZE=12pt]47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a house cat.[/SIZE]
 

oke&coke said:
[SIZE=12pt]106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood. [/SIZE]
 
 
grateful1 said:
[SIZE=12pt]48. Men will invite other men to Man Law. [/SIZE]
 
 
modo22 said:
[SIZE=12pt]90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her. [/SIZE]
 
 
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