Marriage Contract

[AVB]

Try to get your S.O. to sign this!

 

[kiltedcraftsman]

Try to get your S.O. to sign this!

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Read this the other day. There are some real nuts out there. Not sure who was the bigger on though..him for the writing, or her for the signing!! :0

 

[smokelaw1]

I think I saw that she never signed it.

But, if I asked Laurie to sign such a thing (we are getting married in May), they would never find my corpse.

 

[BkCloud114]

holy crap.... I had to read that twice.

He should get himself a Blow-up doll

 

[Wurm]

After being married almost 20 years... some of the stipulations in that contract make me a tad queasy

Gravity is a horrible thing :sign:

 

[muddstick]

One of the regulars at my local smoke shop is the lawyer for this guy!

 

[DrummerJohn]

What a freakin' sicko! I wonder what people are thinking sometimes...

 

[FlyingPanther]

Thats just sick. Sometimes i just don't understand people.

Nic

 

[Lopaka]

HOLY dear contracts, batman! I would wonder what she thought when she read that trash!

 

[Eshaw99]

A bit insecure ain't he?

 

[Double D]

OMg I thought this was a joke at first wonder what kind of drugs he is taking.

 

[Pyre]

Wow, what a control freak.

 

[smokelaw1]

What blows me away is that while she didn't sign the contract....she did MARRY THIS FREAK???????????????

 

[smitty0255]

What blows me away is that while she didn't sign the contract....she did MARRY THIS FREAK???????????????

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That was exactly my response. Who cares if she didn't sign it? If the simple fact that he wrote it was not a big enough red flag for her, then who wouldn't she marry - Satan?