mason.k, tell me about yourself

[Secret Santa]

Well, Mason, I have to admit when I saw your name on my list my first thought was something along the lines of

My second thought was that you don't exist, and are just a way for Chad @CBoukal to get a double dose of gifts for himself. That being the case, I'm going to need you to post a photo of your legs (because we've all seen way to much of Chad's legs), with a sign stating "I'm not Chad, I hate that guy" visible in the photo.

And, you're going to have to tell me a lot about yourself. Too much. Things you never thought you'd tell another living soul. Such as:

• What are a few of your favorite cigars?
• Do you have preferred size, strength, wrapper, etc.? (Still talking about cigars here, Mason, get your mind out of the gutter)
• Are there any cigars you've been wanting to try but haven't for some reason?
• Are there any cigars, or types of cigars, that you don't much like?
• If you could only smoke Gurkhas for the rest of your life, how would you commit suicide?
• What is the best flavor of White Owl, and why is it grape?

And some non-cigar things about yourself, like:

• Do you live alone, or with other creatures, human or otherwise? If so, do they like things? What kind of things?
• Do you have hobbies other than burning tubes of leaves?
• What is your resting heart rate?
• What is your favorite position from the Kama Sutra?
• How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
• What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I look forward to learning more about you, Mason my boy.