Massage by James?

[Gavin]

I presume it was one of you bastards that hit me with a package out of the blue containing a nice pipe, something I've been wanting to try for some time now.
The only clue is that the postmark was from La Jolla, CA, and the return address was 'Massage by James'. My wife asked if there was something I needed to tell her! Regardless, thank you for the generous and well targeted gift, and I'd appreciate if someone could sell out this dirty rat.

 

[oke&coke]

With the Ashley Madison hack fallout that is pretty hilarious.  Nice hit.  I almost didn't open this thread.

 

[The Black Cloud]

Not sure what it says about me that I read the thread title and decided to click on it.  Not that there's anything wrong with it.

 

[CigSid]

Very funny, and very cool... Nice job!

 

[Juanote]

I'm rolling! The sneaky SOB got you good.

 

[Devil Doc]

I figured it was safe to click on this thread. It wasn't started by Gary.
 
Doc

 

[sterlingnotes]

Well done!

 

[whylieineedacigar]

Nicely done and well deserving target.

 

[Tall Paul]

Nice hit!