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Morning Funny

benjiev

"The Honorable"
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Hope this morning is going well for all of you, here's one that came across the desk this am that I thought I would share.........


The Jewish Bra
A man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York City.
He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."
With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra,
and that you would know what she wanted."
Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for
them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the
Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said:
"Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"A Jewish bra," she replied, "makes mountains out of molehills."

:D
 
A bunch of older Jewish ladies were sitting in a resturant having a deep conversation.

The waiter walks up and says, "Is anything ok." :p
 
Two Jewish guys in a restaurant...

"The food here is terrible" said the 1st guy.

"Yes, and the portions are so small" says the other.

:D
 
Did you hear about the new Jewish-Japanese restaurant they are opening up in NYC?

It's called Sosumi
 
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