Musings

[cigardawg]

...when you don't think twice about sitting around talking about length and girth. :0

...when you install a window unit in the guest room over the summer months, so the cigars can stay cool (yes, I actually do this)

 

[tone-ny]

Great post, thanks for sharing!

 

[Cheekie]

I laughed so hard...
Great post.

But, here is the real kicker, were you smoking a cigar while putting the thoughts down?

 

[bfreebern]

You know you are way too far into the cigar thing when.........

in the past you'd dream about women and call out their names. Now you're wife is wondering who Cohiba is and WTH a robusto is.

 

[Mrepp]

You know your way into cigars when your drunk and yell at a hottie for grinding too hard because she'll crush the opus in your pocket.

awesome post.

 

[Mr Peat]

You know you are into cigars way to much when you travel 4000 miles one way just to see the Davidoff Smoke Shop in London, England and smoke there.

You know you are into cigars way to much when the cigar budget is more than your food per month.

 

[golfgar]

I laughed so hard...
Great post.

But, here is the real kicker, were you smoking a cigar while putting the thoughts down?

You know I was! :laugh: Springtime and fertilizer is critical to good growth. :laugh:

 

[Cigar Hound]

when...


You have secret fantasies about Monica Lewinsky.

I fantasised about her before I smoked cigars :love:

??? Thats soooooooooooo wrong.....

 

[Mr_Wolf]

When you hit the perfume counter in every store searching for a scent that smells like your humidor

 

[LilBastage]

...you keep telling yourself your not that into cigars.

...you only smoke one cigar a week but have somehow accumulated enough cigars to likely last you a lifetime.

...you go to the local B&M just to shoot the sh*t and your local B&M is 56.2 miles away.

...you get excited when the postman knocks on your door only to be disappointed when he hands you a package from your parents.

...you look forward to playing golf with your father in law's friend even though you stink at golf, hate your father in law's friends, and can't stand the rest of the jerks at the club, simply because it's a chance to smoke a couple of cigars in peace.

...you gauge the success of a day of fishing not by how many fish you caught but by how many cigars you got to smoke.

 

[Roy R. Frush]

...you can't remember what coolers have to do with camping.

 

[Cigar Hound]

.....you plan your vacations around foreign cities that have LCDH stores...

 

[kiltedcraftsman]

You know you are into cigars way to much when the cigar budget is more than your food per month.

...when you HAVE a cigar budget to begin with! :laugh:

 

[cigardawg]

You know you are into cigars way to much when the cigar budget is more than your food per month.

...when you HAVE a cigar budget to begin with! :laugh:

...when you actually have a separate bank account into which you divert money automatically from your paycheck. :thumbs:

 

[Mr Peat]

You know you are into cigars way to much when the cigar budget is more than your food per month.

...when you HAVE a cigar budget to begin with! :laugh:

I should have clarified this a little more. I was referring to the fact I eat cheap food like ramen noodles to increase my cigar budget. :laugh:

 

[MiamiCubano]

when you sit and read this entire thread, and relate to virtually all of its posts.

 

[kiltedcraftsman]

You know you are into cigars way to much when the cigar budget is more than your food per month.

...when you HAVE a cigar budget to begin with! :laugh:

...when you actually have a separate bank account into which you divert money automatically from your paycheck. :thumbs:

..when that account is listed under your daughter's name and is at a separate bank than your main accounts.. :whistling:

 

[Devil Doc]

...when you join a community that allows Marines and Yankee fans to be members. :laugh:

Doc.

 

[marcsheldon]

......when your all of a sudden intrested in your church's mission trip to cuba.

......you hire your interior designer to design your entire study around a 50 count humidor as a centerpiece.

......everytime you see someone smoking a cigars on tv, you pause it to try and figure out what brand it is.

......you have a freaking' wireless remote for your hygrometer that i....uh..er...,i mean you keep on your night stand!!!

 

[emodx]

...when your fiance knows to open all packages received, save the names and address, and put the cigars into the fridgedor separate from the rest of the cigars, then calls you at work telling the quarterdeck that it is urgent just so you know who to thank on the boards....

...your woman is trained to fetch the lighter and cutter, and can differentiate the difference between a DC Maximus no 4 and and an Opus X robusto w/o having to actually read the band...

.... your woman knows enough about your bad habits to make you a Ron Zacapa with 2 pieces of ice and to pick a cigar that is rich enough to stand up to the rum...

... your woman suggests you get off the hwy during rush hour traffic to wait out the traffic in the cigar bar...

... your woman suggests a 3 hour road trip to Key West just to spend quality time with you w/ the windows down and sun roof open smoking cigars the whole way...

... You know who PuroBrat, DaveWF, and Henry are; and can recite a 5 minute dissertation on why each person was banned...

-Emo