I came home today with the wife (haha, now I can say that) and noticed a box on my porch from the Toy Box which is literally just blocks away. For those who don't know, the Toy Box is an adult superstore with a plethora array of enticing adult novelties. 
The wife got really excited and asked me what I ordered. I actually looked at her and said, "nothing, what did you order?". We were both very puzzled.
Needless to say, when I opened the box up, I was quite surprised and happy, however she was a bit disappointed.
Whoever you guys are, THANK YOU! You made my week, seriously.
It's supposed to be a nice weekend with lots of sunshine, so I'll definitely be enjoying the sticks. I really do appreciate your generosity, thank you again very much!!!

The wife got really excited and asked me what I ordered. I actually looked at her and said, "nothing, what did you order?". We were both very puzzled.
Needless to say, when I opened the box up, I was quite surprised and happy, however she was a bit disappointed.
Whoever you guys are, THANK YOU! You made my week, seriously.

It's supposed to be a nice weekend with lots of sunshine, so I'll definitely be enjoying the sticks. I really do appreciate your generosity, thank you again very much!!!