New name for Generic Drugs from FDA

[Hillbilly Steaks]

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the
>trade
>name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
>Acetaminophen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also
>called Ibuprofen.
>
>The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
>consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
>that is has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered
>were
>Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
>
>In other drug news today, Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will
>soon
>be
>available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
>beverage
>suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally
>pour
>himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and
>it
>gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
>old-fashioned "stiff drink."
>
>
>
>Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO"

 

[Robbmt]

Hugh Hefner gonna do the commercials?

 

[knightlaird]

Hugh Hefner gonna do the commercials?

Greetings! No, I read in Poke 'Em Magazine that Bob Dole has signed a three year contract to do the television commercials, as a follow-up to his successful "erectile dysfunction" commercials for Viagra which aired a few years ago. Regards, knightlaird

 

[sack]

"pour himself a stiff one" i spit outcoffee from my nose.

 

[AVB]

A pharmaceutical sales rep friend of mine told me of a drug that her
company has under development. This drug sounds promising and I want
to suggest that not only could you all benefit from taking it but at the
very least you consider buying stock in the company.



The drug is called "Gingko Viagra," and its function is to help you
remember what the fuck you are doing.

 

[kiltedcraftsman]

ROTFLMAO!!!! :laugh: :thumbs: