Next time you have a bad day...

[Hoss]

On your way home from work, stop at your local pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins....

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

That outta keep things in perspective. Remember, it could be worse! :laugh:

 

[tone-ny]

The mental picture is awesome had me laughing. Imagine testing it out on your co-worker :laugh: Even better if she is good looking

 

[Double D]

lmao could you imagine being the person who does that on take your parent to school day. So JR what does your daddy do for a living?

 

[Devil Doc]

Tell it to the Marines...He he he.

Doc.

 

[Cards&Gars]

At first I laughed... :laugh:
Then I thought about it... ???
...thought some more... ???
I am now trying to write down my thoughts...

:sign:

C&G... er... um... ahem ...<quietly leaves the room...and gently closes the door.>

 

[lurch]

Tell it to the Marines...He he he.

Doc.

You bastid....I never had the silver bullet.

 

[Devil Doc]

Tell it to the Marines...He he he.

Doc.

You bastid....I never had the silver bullet.

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Well, I've never known an airwing Marine to get over-heated. BTW, you braggin' or complaining?

Doc