Nice Pig

[cohibasurfer]

A lady walks into a store with a duck under her arm. As she walks up to the counter, the man behind it says ... "nice pig!".
The lady responds back annoyed... "It's a Duck, not a pig!". The man calmly replies to the lady... "I know, I was talking to the Duck".


GO CARDINALS!!!!

 

[Mark Twain]

"GO CARDINALS!!!!" :thumbs:

 

[countikon]

A penguin's car broke down and he took it to the shop.

The mechanic says to come back in 30 minutes.

The penguin goes across the street to have some ice cream. Penguins love ice cream.

He comes back with ice cream all over his beak because it's hard to eat with flippers.

The mechanic says man, it looks like you blew a seal.

The penguin says no it's just a little ice cream.

GO TIGERS!!!

It's a lot funnier when you hear the monkeys tell it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiZVuHthKeE

 

[AngryFishH]

Monkeys? Tellin' jokes??? What's the world comin' to.

Fish