Noob Contest

[Tall Paul]

6) What were the 2 cigars I smoked exclusively for almost 25 years? Travis Clubs and Finck's Rejects...but close...Dutch Masters?... :laugh: that's 4
8) Do I wear a beard or a goatee? Van Dyke...Dick or Jerry?...Dick, you don't look like a banjo picker....looks can be deceiving :whistling:

Closer!

1. Your son’s name is Anthony and I must say he looks just like you. Great pictures from the Quad State Herf by the way. Looks like it was a great time with some great people! Stogie man knows how to throw a good Herf I see....that's one
2. Jeff Weaver, Jason Giambi and Jaret Wright. George Steinbrenner is their there sitting around talking about how much money and stress they caused you the fans and of course the Yankees! Boy I bet your glad there they're gone....minus 2 for spelling!
3. A Dog and judging by your profile picture he loves a good smoke just like you and I!...he died a year ago, he sits in a box in the cigar room... Sorry to hear that. My Bad!
4. Well I’m Tall (6’8”) so to me I would call you short and judging by all the crap you catch here on CP about your height you must almost be considered a midget. I know how it is to catch crap for your height I have to answer 2-3 tall questions a day....2 right
5. Ron Whites urine after a long night of stand up comedy!...WTFDTM? I dont know much about scotch but do know he drinks a ton of it during his stand up performance. So you could probably get drunk off his piss. It may be strait scotch. I just left the liquer store and I found your Scotch McClelland's Highland.
6. Swisher Sweets and Philly Blunts but your right on track with your new favorite dog rocket Al Capone’s. All flavored of course....3 right
7. Aristocrat, 8 Desktops, and two coolers… WOW That’s got to be like 1 million Swisher Sweets!....1,000,007 to be exact I had a feeling you loved those! I almost forgot about your trash bag lined cardboard boxed filled with every White Owl ever made but strawberry and peach are your favorites!(no humidifier needed of course)
8. Goatee! It makes you look taller!...I love you man I have a beard because it makes me look shorter...LOL Who am I kidding you could cut me off at the knees and I'd still be tall!
9. 20 miles which is way to close and if I was you I would be hitting the brick before you get crushed by her 15 minute of fame ego driven “POOF”. I mean really what’s with this POOF Craze!...you get the 2 back for the spelling!
10. 1,249,609.05 Next time make it a little harder with some “powers” or some negative #’s....I'll take your word for it!

Thanks for throwing this out there for all us newbies. I had a good time coming up with some of these answers.

Enjoy the game tonight!

Paul


Edit Spelling and I forgot to use my shift key... Boy that was close!

Very, very close! :laugh:

There, their and they're! Be happy my dumb ass put all the "R's" in the post! You know they don't teach proper english in MA so grammer is out as well!

Thanks again fot the oppurtunity. Hope you enjoied the Yanks come back victory last night. Now Sox are only 1/2 a game up. Boy this is tight with only 28 games left. Can't wait till the end of September for the last series of Sox/Yanks! Wonder what the standings will look like then.

Hope you and yours have a good holiday weekend!

Paul

Paul, if I didn't correct you...do you know how much sh*t I woulda taken from the Grammar Police? :laugh:

Mo almost blew it in the ninth again, as has been the case against the Sox lately...each game is a heart attack waiting to happen!

Keep at it...you're not out of the running yet!

Edit
Also I can only assume LOS is a douche because the Mets haven't won a world series since 1986 (sadly they beat the sox) and on top of that it was only their 2nd World Series Win. So for the past 25 years he has lived in a city of victory Yankee victory! 27 and counting for all you Yankee fans!

 

[Joebunaga]

7) What brand of humidor do I own? Omaha Steaks styrofoam cooler, with extra duct tape...close again...Omaha cooler with White Owl boxes for sorting?
8) Do I wear a beard or a goatee? Van Dyke...Dick or Jerry?...Dick, you don't look like a banjo picker....looks can be deceiving :whistling: ...the dueling banjos scene from "Deliverance" comes to mind.
9) How far do I live from Snooki's house? About 4 feet, under Snooki's bathroom...we have a 2ft water table here...shouldn't she have drowned by now? y'know, its jersey, can't you just have her whacked?

 

[jayro75]

I'm still trying to figure out who let you out of Wonkaland!

 

[ironpeddler]

6) What were the 2 cigars I smoked exclusively for almost 25 years? Travis Clubs and Finck's Rejects...but close...Dutch Masters?... :laugh: that's 4
8) Do I wear a beard or a goatee? Van Dyke...Dick or Jerry?...Dick, you don't look like a banjo picker....looks can be deceiving :whistling:

Closer!

1. Your son’s name is Anthony and I must say he looks just like you. Great pictures from the Quad State Herf by the way. Looks like it was a great time with some great people! Stogie man knows how to throw a good Herf I see....that's one
2. Jeff Weaver, Jason Giambi and Jaret Wright. George Steinbrenner is their there sitting around talking about how much money and stress they caused you the fans and of course the Yankees! Boy I bet your glad there they're gone....minus 2 for spelling!
3. A Dog and judging by your profile picture he loves a good smoke just like you and I!...he died a year ago, he sits in a box in the cigar room... Sorry to hear that. My Bad!...and he;s starting to smell!
4. Well I’m Tall (6’8”) so to me I would call you short and judging by all the crap you catch here on CP about your height you must almost be considered a midget. I know how it is to catch crap for your height I have to answer 2-3 tall questions a day....2 right
5. Ron Whites urine after a long night of stand up comedy!...WTFDTM? I dont know much about scotch but do know he drinks a ton of it during his stand up performance. So you could probably get drunk off his piss. It may be strait scotch. I just left the liquer store and I found your Scotch McClelland's Highland....addy in profile!
6. Swisher Sweets and Philly Blunts but your right on track with your new favorite dog rocket Al Capone’s. All flavored of course....3 right
7. Aristocrat, 8 Desktops, and two coolers… WOW That’s got to be like 1 million Swisher Sweets!....1,000,007 to be exact I had a feeling you loved those! I almost forgot about your trash bag lined cardboard boxed filled with every White Owl ever made but strawberry and peach are your favorites!(no humidifier needed of course)...winner, winner, chicken dinner!
8. Goatee! It makes you look taller!...I love you man I have a beard because it makes me look shorter...LOL Who am I kidding you could cut me off at the knees and I'd still be tall! ...or stand in a hole like I always seem to do when a picture is taken with our CP friends!
9. 20 miles which is way to close and if I was you I would be hitting the brick before you get crushed by her 15 minute of fame ego driven “POOF”. I mean really what’s with this POOF Craze!...you get the 2 back for the spelling!
10. 1,249,609.05 Next time make it a little harder with some “powers” or some negative #’s....I'll take your word for it!

Thanks for throwing this out there for all us newbies. I had a good time coming up with some of these answers.

Enjoy the game tonight!

Paul


Edit Spelling and I forgot to use my shift key... Boy that was close!

Very, very close! :laugh:

There, their and they're! Be happy my dumb ass put all the "R's" in the post! You know they don't teach proper english in MA so grammer is out as well!

Thanks again fot the oppurtunity. Hope you enjoied the Yanks come back victory last night. Now Sox are only 1/2 a game up. Boy this is tight with only 28 games left. Can't wait till the end of September for the last series of Sox/Yanks! Wonder what the standings will look like then.

Hope you and yours have a good holiday weekend!

Paul

Paul, if I didn't correct you...do you know how much sh*t I woulda taken from the Grammar Police? :laugh:

Mo almost blew it in the ninth again, as has been the case against the Sox lately...each game is a heart attack waiting to happen!

Keep at it...you're not out of the running yet!

Edit
Also I can only assume LOS is a douche because the Mets haven't won a world series since 1986 (sadly they beat the sox) and on top of that it was only their 2nd World Series Win. So for the past 25 years he has lived in a city of victory Yankee victory! 27 and counting for all you Yankee fans!...you are correct, LOS is a douche and Jesus has the bag to prove it!

7) What brand of humidor do I own? Omaha Steaks styrofoam cooler, with extra duct tape...close again...Omaha cooler with White Owl boxes for sorting?...close enough, the White Owl boxes are duct taped to the sides of the styro to add flavor to the smokes, way better than cedar!

8) Do I wear a beard or a goatee? Van Dyke...Dick or Jerry?...Dick, you don't look like a banjo picker....looks can be deceiving :whistling: ...the dueling banjos scene from "Deliverance" comes to mind...."Deliverance" you say? You better not be mocking my family! My Brother/Uncle/Brother-in-law/Aunt...he/she don't like that kinda talk!

9) How far do I live from Snooki's house? About 4 feet, under Snooki's bathroom...we have a 2ft water table here...shouldn't she have drowned by now? y'know, its jersey, can't you just have her whacked?...can't, she's the Consigliere's daughter

OK, let's put this post to bed.

It looks like we have a tie between Joebunaga and Tall Paul. I flipped a coin and Joe won! He gets the Grand Prize Nick's Sticks :laugh:

But I couldn't let Paul's efforts go unrewarded...even if he is a Red Sox fan...and a classy one at that! Paul will get a 5er as the second prize winner!

Gentlemen, please PM me your addresses and these packages will go out on Tuesday!

Happy Labor Day Weekend everyone!

 

[jnknzz]

Even your step stool has a step stool.





*hi, Gary!*

 

[ironpeddler]

I'm still trying to figure out who let you out of Wonkaland!

Thank God you finally responded Jay...

I was let out of Wonkaland and sent on a mission to find you, we thought you may have been lost in the Hurricane.

I have GREAT news, you were finally accepted into the Club! Better late than never my friend.

Just sign in using your email address, the password is....Garyisadouche

Here is the link....http://www.hairclub....CFYl25Qod-yB44A

Good luck, you're now on your way to regaining your confidence!...and with any luck, it'll take care of your erectile dysfunction too :thumbs:


PS: ...and Jay, there's no need to worry....this is between you and me buddy, I won't tell a Soul


PPS: While I was out this way, me and the boys were hangin' with Paris over at SOBs in Manhattan last night...great time. Bro, she got so drunk, she sucked my Candy Cane...if you know what I mean...what a slut!

 

[Tall Paul]

Thanks again for holding this contest it was alot of fun I will send you a PM with my address. You didn't need to add another prize in for me but I appriciate it. Also looks loke the Yanks are back on top after the Sox decided not to show up last night for the game! Back and fourth the rest of the season... Who will be on top? You know where my vote is...LOL

Enjoy your holiday weekend.

Paul

 

[ironpeddler]

Thanks again for holding this contest it was alot of fun I will send you a PM with my address. You didn't need to add another prize in for me but I appriciate it. Also looks loke the Yanks are back on top after the Sox decided not to show up last night for the game! Back and fourth the rest of the season... Who will be on top? You know where my vote is...LOL

Enjoy your holiday weekend.

Paul

No problem Paul, my pleasure bro.

...and it's good to see that you're finally coming around to joining the 'Dark Side' of the baseball world!

Enjoy the holiday weekend

 

[Joebunaga]

Many thanks sir! I appreciate you giving us noobs a chance to flail about and enjoy a contest! Have a great labor day.

 

[Tall Paul]

Thanks again for holding this contest it was alot of fun I will send you a PM with my address. You didn't need to add another prize in for me but I appriciate it. Also looks loke the Yanks are back on top after the Sox decided not to show up last night for the game! Back and fourth the rest of the season... Who will be on top? You know where my vote is...LOL

Enjoy your holiday weekend.

Paul

No problem Paul, my pleasure bro.

...and it's good to see that you're finally coming around to joining the 'Dark Side' of the baseball world!

Enjoy the holiday weekend

Now lets not jump the gun I go Sox all the way inless their not in the post season then I am going AL which is more times than not the Yankees.

 

[tomthirtysix]

14) If you know why LOS is such a douche....you win automatically.

OK, now that you qualify and don't know why LOS is a douche, all you have to do is answer these questions correctly:

1) What is my son's first name?
2) Who are the 3 people I admire the most and who did they smoke a cigar with recently?
3) Do I own Cats or Dogs?
4) How tall am I?
5) What is my new favorite scotch?
6) What were the 2 cigars I smoked exclusively for almost 25 years?
7) What brand of humidor do I own?
8) Do I wear a beard or a goatee?
9) How far do I live from Snooki's house?
10) What's the square root of 33,295,826...times 680...divided by 3.14?

Good luck to all that play

hope im not two late hear but i wuz away so i hope i can still play, lol hehehe

14) Los is a douche because everything in Jersey is ass backwards, like having to turn right down side streets to make lefts. So what Gary is saying is that Los is one of the people he admires more than anyone.

1) Iron Jr
2) Los, Jayro, and tomthirtysix. They recently smoked with EricDriscolll with Isy on the conference call.
3) Yes
4) Almost tall enough for the spinning teacups
5) Old Harper
6) El Producto and Acid Blondies
7) Thompson
8) Yes
9) Thirteen steps into the cellar
10) Eleventeen

Thanks for the contest!

 

[ironpeddler]

14) If you know why LOS is such a douche....you win automatically.

OK, now that you qualify and don't know why LOS is a douche, all you have to do is answer these questions correctly:

1) What is my son's first name?
2) Who are the 3 people I admire the most and who did they smoke a cigar with recently?
3) Do I own Cats or Dogs?
4) How tall am I?
5) What is my new favorite scotch?
6) What were the 2 cigars I smoked exclusively for almost 25 years?
7) What brand of humidor do I own?
8) Do I wear a beard or a goatee?
9) How far do I live from Snooki's house?
10) What's the square root of 33,295,826...times 680...divided by 3.14?

Good luck to all that play

hope im not two late hear but i wuz away so i hope i can still play, lol hehehe

14) Los is a douche because everything in Jersey is ass backwards, like having to turn right down side streets to make lefts. So what Gary is saying is that Los is one of the people he admires more than anyone.

1) Iron Jr
2) Los, Jayro, and tomthirtysix. They recently smoked with EricDriscolll with Isy on the conference call.
3) Yes
4) Almost tall enough for the spinning teacups
5) Old Harper
6) El Producto and Acid Blondies
7) Thompson
8) Yes
9) Thirteen steps into the cellar
10) Eleventeen

Thanks for the contest!

Holy Sh*t!....you nailed them all on the first try!

Noobs, take notice of Tom and what it takes to enter a contest like this...great 'Searching' skills and a keen eye for the obvious.... :thumbs:

=========================================================================================================

Now, continuing in the tradition of Tom's usual tone and content...I offer up this rendition of a comment, tomthirtysix style:

Maybe I'm missing something here, but why are you (tomthirtysix) even involved in this thread?

Here are the rules, clearly stated

1) You must be here LESS than 6 months.
2) You must have more than 75 meaningful posts...I WILL check.

Don't just come in here and think you know everything....can you even read?


:sign:

 

[ironpeddler]

To the Winners...

Joe...Delivery Confirmation # 9405 5036 9930 0210 2066 28

Paul...Delivery Confirmation # 9405 5036 9930 0210 2040 99

Thanks for playing guys :thumbs:

 

[Tall Paul]

Thank you again sir, I really appriciated this opportunity!

Paul

 

[Joebunaga]

Thanks Gary, enjoyed the opportunity!

 

[ironpeddler]

To the Winners...

Joe...Delivery Confirmation # 9405 5036 9930 0210 2066 28

Paul...Delivery Confirmation # 9405 5036 9930 0210 2040 99

Thanks for playing guys :thumbs:

Guys...LMK if the packages have arrived.

Thanks.

 

[Joebunaga]

Mine arrived yesterday, but I wasn't able to make it to the office to get it. I'll be picking it up at lunch today. Thanks again.

**Package arrived in good order, I will begin sampling for quality assurance as soon as possible

 

[Tall Paul]

Sorry for the delay yes the sticks arrived safe and sound. Thanks again for running this contest again and throwing me a second place ribbon.

Have a good weekend
Paul