Note from a woman to a man.

[grateful1]

"I need to talk with you."

 

[bfreebern]

"It wasn't my fault"

 

[grateful1]

"It wasn't my fault"

 

[Shooter]

Be at the bar after work, swing by for a few..

 

[denverdog]

My first reaction would be "Oh Shit!"

Then I would rack my brain trying to think of anything I might have done to invoke "the talk".

Either way....

 

[countikon]

First things first: Come in there like you didn't do anything.
Second thing: Go over anything you did wrong.
Third thing: Have a counter to anything you did wrong.

 

[Devil Doc]

"It'll have to wait. It's time for my cigar."

Doc.

 

[chado]

Make sure you bring over a Twix bar so you can begin stuffing your face with it once the interrogation begins! Hey, it works on the commercials..LOL

 

[theHatguy]

I didn't do it!!! It was ....

 

[Allofus123]

Not tonight, I have a headache.

 

[tdog]

How did this happen? Are you sure it's mine?

 

[bchem]

Not tonight, I have a headache.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[grateful1]

"It'll have to wait. It's time for my cigar."

Doc.

Priceless!

 

[hudsonvalley]

"I need to talk with you."

If you hum it I will listen.

 

[Mrepp]

“I didn’t do it unless I was supposed to do it in which case it’s already done”

I used that one on my boss too.

 

[AngryFishH]

Run.

Nothing good has ever come from a conversation that started that way! Cut your losses now, while there is still time.

Fish

 

[dav1041]

"I need to talk with you."

Did you say something?

 

[xprinter]

IGNORE her the note or what ever nothing good can ever come of this!


RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

[Smokyballs]

This is your wife? If so say "could you speak clearly into the Microphone"! Then unzip your pants! :laugh: If it's a girlfriend then she's cheating on you!

 

[JimD]

I know just what your going to say.