Came home after visiting my dad who is still in the hospital and felt a little cheerful that he's eating a little solid food now and the pain is diminishing. Then from the freeway, I see the mushroom cloud appear in the vicinity of my neighborhood. Uh Oh
, looks like the neighborhood pyros have set fire to something and it may have gotten out of hand. No biggies, or at least I thought so.
As I approach my street I see the neighbor's cat come whizzing by with its tail all crispy and burnt, eyes wide open and pissing all over itself. Wonder who did that to him? Then I see the aftermath of what was once my mailbox. Daayummm! The cat must have been within ground zero when Ree Ree Robusto's package went off. guess he'll think twice of peeing on my rims after this, hehehehe.
I rushed in the house to see if my wife (who usually is home before me and checks the mail) is alright. She is........................but her usually red colored hair is now all black and frizzy and all her fake fingernails blew off on one hand. I still love her but I had to chuckle for a second seeing her like that, it reminded me of that cartoon of Yosemite Sam with wisps of smoke around him when the dynamite went off in his hand.
Ree Ree, I am very humbled and appreciative of your selection of smokes you sent. I have a hard time getting these (wink, wink) and this made my stressful last weeks seem a lot less looming for me. Even though my fuggin' Homeowners "ASS"ociation will be issuing me a fine for the mailbox and collateral damage to the nearby homes it will not wipe the smile off my face one bit!
Thank you bruddah Ryan!
Dave
As I approach my street I see the neighbor's cat come whizzing by with its tail all crispy and burnt, eyes wide open and pissing all over itself. Wonder who did that to him? Then I see the aftermath of what was once my mailbox. Daayummm! The cat must have been within ground zero when Ree Ree Robusto's package went off. guess he'll think twice of peeing on my rims after this, hehehehe.
I rushed in the house to see if my wife (who usually is home before me and checks the mail) is alright. She is........................but her usually red colored hair is now all black and frizzy and all her fake fingernails blew off on one hand. I still love her but I had to chuckle for a second seeing her like that, it reminded me of that cartoon of Yosemite Sam with wisps of smoke around him when the dynamite went off in his hand.
Ree Ree, I am very humbled and appreciative of your selection of smokes you sent. I have a hard time getting these (wink, wink) and this made my stressful last weeks seem a lot less looming for me. Even though my fuggin' Homeowners "ASS"ociation will be issuing me a fine for the mailbox and collateral damage to the nearby homes it will not wipe the smile off my face one bit!
Thank you bruddah Ryan!
Dave
