hoshnasi
Hobbling hero
Today is the day I mark my quarter century on this planet. I came home this morning from the fiances expecting boxes of sweaters from the aunts and uncles.
But I found this...
Hmm, Irving Tx? Do I know people there? They overnighted it too!? hmm,
What the hell lets open it..
BAM!!!!! The lids on both sides had pressure sensitive triggers which when I pulled on them set off the main charge. Which shot out the peanuts and then launched the payload, a foam bag filled with some of the best sticks I have ever been gifted! There was also one of those inflated air bags, I assume it was filled with harmful nanobugs which are now invading my body. Here is a shot before I passed out.
The sender?
Thanks for these great cigars!